Monday, November 03, 2008

I'm bipartisan. I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass.

That is what a bumper sticker I saw today said. I thought it was funny.

The job I just got, it was supposed to start on Thursday. However, it is now going to start on Wednesday. Sa-weet! I took the drug test for it today. There was a creepy old man in the waiting room with me and was asking me what my sign was (both zodiac and Chinese) and telling me all this stuff that was supposed to describe me. Apparently Virgos are good with their hands. I'm sorry but I do NOT want a creepy old man trying to tell me I'm "good with my hands". Maybe I am a gutter brain, but that is NOT cool. He also said that Boars are leaders and teachers and a bunch of other nonsense that couldn't describe me less if it tried. *Shudder* Glad I never have to see him again!

I'm so excited that my job starts a day earlier now, because that really divides my week up a lot better. Less time to sit around and be bored and wish it could be Thursday night already! :)

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